Thank you anon, I suppose I love you too.

Just baby Marvin has been a bit extra fussy lately…anyway, anyone have any questions?

Who knew that there were so many different types…anyway, I have returned and I am ready for questions.

GODDAMMIT TED! Now look what you did! They’re probably off eating some ammature burger thinking we’re obsession over that instead the real burger!

I don’t LOVE him…
But he really does have the most amazing massages, stories…and he smells like coconuts.



We’re already friends! Wow, anon. You must really be confused.
Ship?! Wait where? On a boat? Thank you for taking us on a vacation, could you perhaps include Barney, Ted and Lily too?